Heart Attacks Aren't Very Rock 'n Roll

Fear The Hitman

I had a dream where Ke$ha and Larry Mullen Jr (U2's drummer, though if you're reading this I'm assuming you know that) had a beef. She said that she thought he was untalented. He was furious, so he left to go talk this over with her. And he was going to take a baseball bat along with him to do the talking. I found his bat and handed it to him like he was Braveheart going off to battle. (What, I didn’t mention that I was in the dream? I was. And I was apparently an accessory to Ke$ha's demise...which actually, doesn't sound all that bad.) 

After Larry left, Bono leaned over and said to me that he didn't have back surgery last year, but a heart attack. His voice was low as he admitted it and why they kept this a secret. "Heart attacks aren’t very rock n’ roll," he said with a wink. Then we waited for Larry to return from his errand.

I wonder if famous people have regular people pop into their dreams, where they follow them to their cubicles and help them finish time sheets, or unjam the office copier. I really hope so.